Bwah!

[pixkris]

Mellifluous B. Simpling


Best. Made up spam name. Ever.

Comments

[cass404.livejournal.com]

I'll buy you mangoes, baby, your favorite fruit
I'll shave everything, baby, I'll press my suit
I'll find that song by Perry Como you like to sing
I'll eat your TV dinners and wear your cigar ring
Do you think that I can persuade
Don't make me fade because
I really like you baby, I want to see you baby
I really like you baby, I want to be you baby
I'll gladly make you my first tattoo
You and me forever in red and black and blue
I'll let you drive my car, I'll even paint my eyes
Forget about all my friends and tell outrageous lies
Do you think that I can persuade
Don't make me fade because
I really like you baby, I want to see you baby
I really like you baby, I want to be you baby

[debg.livejournal.com]

No, no. I am still lost in the wondrous perfect beauty of the viagra spammer who wanted me to enlarge my penis by up to four inches.

Rogerme Malfoy.

I mean, how perfect is that?